It's great having comedians as friends because occasionally they send you jokes! One of my good friends considers himself a comedian sometimes, depending on what day of the week it is...
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It's great having comedians as friends because occasionally they send you jokes! One of my good friends considers himself a comedian sometimes, depending on what day of the week it is...
I felt super connected to the world; the trees spoke to me, I couldn't stop stroking dirt and I could 'touch' the clouds and make them move.
I had literally stopped two centimeters from destroying my dignity and quite possibly my face.
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...if you tune in long enough you can usually deduce what it is they are upset about- and it's usually something like muffins. Bloody muffins.
A Curtin university student thought it would be a fine idea, in light of the Boston bombings, to make a fake bomb threat to the University of Western Australia earlier today.
If I had a dollar for every time I have heard someone say that there's nothing to do in Perth- I'd be pretty much a millionaire.
You don't need to give us sympathy, we know you won't ever understand whats going on; unless you turned into a woman...
At my tender old age of 19, I'm already beginning to look in hindsight at my formative years and I've come up with some things I wished I'd known all those years ago.
Some burning questions we know you've all been wanting to ask...
Technology is a wonderful thing when used properly, it can make our lives so much easier; but what absolutely baffles me is some of the ways our parents and grandparents are trying to use it.
380km - Painful
$80,000 raised for CanTeen - Priceless
Beat the system. Fuck the Man.
Everyday we're faced with problems and issues that are enough to make you want to strangle your kitten, but you never say anything about them. Either because you'd seem as petty as an political opposition leader, or because you're embarrassed.
It seems that alot of this election will be won on the back of massive public works, as opposed to (possibly) more important things like battling for a larger share of the GST, education, health and party economics. Here are some of the key ones you've probably heard the media harping on about.
We all know that feeling, awkwardly looking but not looking at the man who might be masturbating, or the lady talking too loudly about the amount of cat food Sprinkles ate this week or the couple who are sniffing solvents on the back seat.
Enjoy a few drinks after work on Friday with the footy on, no delayed telecasts for you!
Stay off the juice!